October 2011
3 posts
5 tags
Some more
I liked yesterday’s dialogue (yesterday? Or the day before? Time seems to be running together; too many late night and early mornings with nothing to differentiate today from tomorrow) so much that I did some more. Scribbled that shite out and wrote some more. Here’s an extract. If you like it let me know. (Please?) A: [on the phone. The phone is ringing] B: Hello? A: Don’t...
Oct 8th
Hugh Grant
Not really a post about Hugh Grant, but I’ve been told I sound like him, and I want to try out some dialogue from a play I’m tinkering with. B: I love you. You and I have been drifting, moment by moment, past each other, somehow never gathering the courage to say it. So I’m saying it. I’m saying it before I leave because if I don’t then you’ll find someone...
Oct 7th
Once again, the chorus
Love! Always this ridiculous obsession with love! (I always have an obsession with correct grammar and spelling, but so far that’s never been made into a musical starring Ewan MacGregor. But we can dream.) Because one thing’s piling onto another and a blog’s just come up that’s frustrated me a tiny little bit, so sausages to everyone expecting something sensible....
Oct 5th
July 2011
3 posts
When it happened
When it happened, Maria was indoors. The storm had been growing for some time, thick, heavy clouds squatting low over the city. She pressed her fingers to the glass. It was cool against the fleshy pads. Far away lightning flashed, soundless now. Maria counted. She’d reached four before the rumble vibrated through her fingertips, up her arm, into her heart. Maria took her fingers from the...
Jul 6th
Jul 5th
2 tags
Love
I write about love all the time Time is all I have to write about love I write for all time about love. This is silly because I don’t know anything about love. I have denied love three times before the dawn. And before the dusk a hundred times again. And now I am asked again. I don’t know what love is. Ask me again tomorrow.
Jul 5th
June 2011
1 post
Jun 24th
3,076 notes
April 2011
3 posts
A riff on Merchant of Venice
There are three suitors, waiting. One looks with disdain upon the others, and his livery is red and fine silk. Another dresses plainly but with no less disdain views his neighbours; his pious nature in combat with his proud nose. The last looks neither at his neighbours nor at the casks before them; instead his eyes are fixed to the object of his beauty. The lady asks the first to choose a cask....
Apr 16th
Speak
Speak thee, fool! Sayeth then the fool nothing. What may he say? I have no words but love upon my lips? The kiss that lingers still upon mine breath forbids me speech? I am rendered unto stone until her lips unbind me? Speak now! Lest I tear out thine tongue! This tongue speaks of naught but her. These tears speak naught but her. What value has tongue, or eye, or heart, e’en, that...
Apr 16th
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Prologue
Being young is generally considered the worst and, indeed, the most difficult part of one’s life. It’s only considered that by adults, of course, children are generally keen to rebel and do so by enjoying themselves immensely.

 The thing – if you can call it a thing – about being young is that everything is very new. Ideas burn through the twilight of the brain like supernovas and alter the...
Apr 14th
February 2011
1 post
Valentine's Day
As we approach valentine’s day, we are assailed once more with one of two attacks: 1) You are in a relationship. If you do not spend huge amounts of money, right now, then you are an unromantic soul and s/he will leave you. There is no question of that. 2) You are not in a relationship. You poor, sad, lonely fucker. Today is all about love, and who loves you? No-one. You pathetic lump of...
Feb 8th
January 2011
3 posts
I've got a feeling
A desire to write nonsense, scribble scream of consciousness words on blank pages and burn them and start again. Everything toxic crap, distracting, all of it dashed out of me and burned away, like a -  a detox for the mind, a clearing, a decluttering I don’t need all these words, all these phrases I’m trying a minimalist way of speaking but it’s impossible to...
Jan 22nd
Sing a song, dance a dance
5 in the morning is not a sensible time to be writing. There is every chance that the words I type, or try to type, will be trite and not right. But this strange buzzy feeling one gets knowing that the world still sleeps, that the sky outside is darkness, that at this time and in this place you enter a community of people who live their lives in the twilight… a walk at this time of the...
Jan 22nd
5:15 horror
Still they smile With widened eyes And grins spread ear to ear And though they smile Behind the bars With faces pressed against the steel You know within Within your heart The smiles are just for show And as they smile And do not eat And do not drink And do not die But smile and smile With eyes so wide You see inside Behind the smile Behind the broken stumps of teeth Behind the...
Jan 13th
December 2010
4 posts
Watch, then, you secret dancers, Who, being so obscured by mist and fog Are naught but pin-pricks in obsidian sky. Each step delicately lumbering; Stars all aflame tread lightly about pirouetting rock. As above; so below Let joy dance with love twixt fire and snow. (this needs lengthening but will do for the moment.)
Dec 29th
Look into the night sky, and you see stars, if you are lucky. Except you don’t, of course, you see stars as they used to be. Look up at the moon and if you have picked a good night then you will see a brilliant dot of light close by it. That is Jupiter, except Jupiter is no longer there. It has moved on already; you are only seeing the brilliant after-image of a planet. The point of this...
Dec 29th
gotyouhigh: I want to be able to talk to you again so desperately but I don’t know how to begin. Hello is always a good start.
Dec 22nd
Angry
How dare you, you low-life, cowardly, disgusting little crawling piece of shit. What on earth gives you the right to make out I’m in the wrong when you’re the little freak who sniffs around my girlfriend and knocks on her door at four in the morning as high as a kite. She isn’t worried. She reckons she can look after herself. I say you’re three words away from a total...
Dec 13th
November 2010
1 post
Easy
There are only 26, twenty-six, letters in the alphabet, with which I do my best to turn images into words. Computers, now, computers have it easy; if my audience were robots I’d need write only  00101010101110100010111010101101010 and they’d coo and gasp in amazement as they saw the picture I described but they’re not. you’re not. You are alive. You get me, and you...
Nov 17th
September 2010
2 posts
2 tags
Love (Poem)
I’m sitting Waiting. Not waiting for a train to take me far away Not waiting for a parcel (food from Mum and Dad!) Not waiting for my laundry (Though I do enough of that) No. I’m just waiting for you. Typing tip-tap-tippity In a coffeehouse with voices Loud and quiet Big voices and small voices. Skies outside grey, gloomy. It’s clear to see why. Because my Sun is in here And she...
Sep 29th
Love (prose)
Did you ever fall in love with someone at first sight? How shallow. How awful. Slap yourself on the hand and consider yourself chastised; we are such a wonderful series of beings that to fall in love merely with the features of a person is as awful as falling in love with a statue. In fact, you may as well fall in love with a statue, for all that your love will be returned - unless you, too, are...
Sep 29th
August 2010
2 posts
1 tag
Where there is darkness
Look at me dangle, man-sized model. Palest of the pale; an English rose (although Saxon is more appropriate) Loose-limbed and slack-jawed, (although a bit of re-wiring will sort that out) I stand, dunce-like, in the corner. I don’t much mind; look at me grin Seeing unseen. These sockets, where once sat radiant orbs, Now watch over you, you little, clever people. When I was alive,...
Aug 19th
As above, so below
Consider this, as you sit reading, right hand on the mouse, left hand cupping your left cheek, flicking between tabs and reading between the lines and trying to find something interesting on the internet - good luck with that, by the way, those lolcats are bloody everywhere now - consider the door behind you. You can’t see it. You live in a nice house, and you have kind, considerate parents...
Aug 16th
July 2010
2 posts
For all time
On the 15th of January in the year 2022 CE, religion was extinguished. Across the world, mosques, churches, synagogues were all systematically destroyed; these ancient relics of a bygone era no longer necessary in a world run by science. Of course the world is not run by science per se, rather, it is run by people who have great faith in science. This is, of course, a delightful irony, and one...
Jul 23rd
Once
Eat, drink, and be merry. Tomorrow you may be dead. You may be homeless. You may have no money. Your friends may pass away. But today, for once, none of these things have happened. You have a home. You have money. You have friends. You’ve got time on your hands. Don’t waste it here.
Jul 23rd
March 2010
2 posts
Thou Shalt Not Steal
When I was little I I stole a lollipop. It burnt a whole in my pocket until Mum found out, Washedmymouthoutwithsoap. And then stealing always tasted like soap and I Never Stole. But today I did. From right under her nose I stole And she pouted and asked for it back. But I can’t. See. It’s not burning a hole in my pocket. But a whole burning in me.
Mar 9th
The third part of the serial, with apologies for...
That is the last we shall see or hear of Michael Voice; you may imagine he is returned to the earth in the form of ashes or that he was ascended into heaven to become one with the heavenly host or that he was taken to the pit of Hell to burn for evermore. You do not know. If you knew what kind of man he was perhaps you could judge, but you do not, and so you must accept that you will never know. ...
Mar 7th
February 2010
3 posts
you can do anything you want as long as it makes...
So spake a friend of mine Tweeting from afar. I could not simply let this lie, This foolish genie in a jar, Be exhumed and so inhaled By those young minds Who my friend failed I am disgust. And so I find This girl entirely blamed of crimes So purple and so cup-of-tea They shake the hands and give the time And then, in cheek, walk up a tree. “I shall not have this!”...
Feb 10th
Grr writer's block. Nothing is writing write.
I’ll get back to drowning you in prose to make your soul weep tears of flame tomorrow. Or maybe today, depends what time I crawl from the Pit. Numquam titillandus draco dormiens, as they say, and I suggest you heed that advice. Oh, and I got the damn job, y’all should know already cos you follow me on twitter but if not, yo! France for the summer baby!
Feb 6th
In the name of Love
How do I love thee? I do not love you for any distance, for all journeys return in the end, and I do not love you in a circle. I do not love you for any height, for if there exists even another millimetre then my love is poorly described. I do not love you for any time; forever has no meaning for bones in earth, and the worms that gorge on me have no romance in their souls. I do not love you...
Feb 6th
January 2010
2 posts
Poem (yea, sorry)
Snow is fluffy Snow is light Snow has killed Two people tonight. Nature’s force, thus demonstrated Was by Man, orchestrated. Rain is gentle Rain is soft Rain has carried Mountains off It pauses not for human breath, In its arms is only death. O! Solar orb So far away And yet it has Killed ten today. You cannot hide. You cannot run. Nature has no need for guns.
Jan 10th
Serial, part 2 of an infinite series (which,...
Michael Voice had not had a hugely productive life until this point, which suggests that his death was no great loss to the great sea of humanity that crowds this medium-sized planet. This is entirely dependant on the bigger picture, and for Michael, the bigger picture was actually very small, and in his wallet. It featured himself, and a girl, which made his world very much smaller than this...
Jan 10th
December 2009
3 posts
A serial in zillions of parts. Maybe.
You ever walk on the sand? If you live where I live, an hour away from the beach by the train, then it’s a ridiculous question, but still – you ever walk on the sand? Think about that sand, so soft between your toes. This isn’t a story about beaches, or sand, or even toes, although it starts with sand, and ends with beaches, and may in fact go via toes, although that is something I am not...
Dec 29th
Untrue, but fun: Poem
Manners maketh the man So spake the mater Who, by the way Has no manors. My father does. Two, in fact. But no concept of politeness. And this is odd Because He had The best tutors money could buy. I think my mother saw that manors maketh the man And figured she’d be a bigamist.
Dec 29th
Pain poem, naff as ever
Pain is life And blood, and love And all the things We fear in the dark It is teacher And friend And comfort and joy A poor life this If full of care We have no time To fall down stairs.
Dec 29th
November 2009
4 posts
my body has now decided the best place to store...
angelsandambulances: filleanglaise: f.m.l. I WAS JUST GOING TO POST THIS EXACT THING except mine was going to say “dear chest, stop expanding please, it’s not attractive” no one will ever sympathise. ever. No. No, they won’t. Quite hard to sympathise with big breasted women. Look at Jordan. YESYES I GOT A DAMN TUMBLR.
Nov 25th
Poem
I’m coming up to twenty now. Holy hell! There must be something Hidden In the water, some secret chemical to make us all - oh, what’s the word? - Because I can’t remember Being little All I remember is That first kiss In the rain Imagine that. One kiss And then, whoosh! Instant amnesia. Apply directly to the lips. You told me your name I’d tell the world,...
Nov 22nd
Prose
Turns out, I suck at poems, so here’s something descriptive. The wind that howls outside my window is a macabre cross between a wolf and a hoover. Don’t think that’s macabre? Imagine a half-wolf, half-Dyson crossbreed. Right. Now you see it. It howls, and shudders, and whistles through cracks in the walls. I can only imagine the rain that must be peppering the glass by the...
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd